Hilariously Spot-on Quotes That Will Make You Smile

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When everything in your life seems to go downhill, what cheers you up? A funny picture or movie, hilarious jokes, or humorous quotes can do the trick.
Smiling genuinely, indeed comes rarely to people. Not everyone has the privilege to laugh their heart out. There are issues in life that can hinder us from being able to enjoy a quiet moment. We all need to find some sort of mental relief from our hectic lives. There's always something to crib or worry about in life. But, have you ever stopped and wondered, what all these things might do to our health? Living in a world where we constantly have something or the other going on, our minds and bodies require a break; a break where nobody can bother us or make us feel anything else than content.

There are times when you find myself cribbing about each and every detail of life and how, at times, it doesn't make any sense. It's not like you wish to run away from it; it's your life and you enjoy living it. However, what you need at times are a few moments away from all the worries and issues. That's when you might feel like watching a good movie or television show, or even reading through some funny quotes that will automatically take care of everything. A personal space always helps when you've got a lot on your mind. Even if this transformation is only for a little while; they can work like a charm. So if you're looking for such an escape and need some quotes to make you smile, you've come to the right place. Below we have a compilation of quotes on life, love, and just about everything under the sun. If they don't make you smile or laugh out loud, at least they will be able to give you some moments of pleasure.
Quotes that Bring a Smile on Your Face
☺ Whoever said 'nothing is impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree. ~ Lisa Bryant

☺ A smile confuses an approaching frown. ~ Anonymous

☺ The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale. ~ Arthur C. Clarke

☺ Smile. Have you ever noticed how easily puppies make human friends? Yet all they do is wag their tails and fall over. ~ Walter Anderson
☺ Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down. ~ Oprah Winfrey

☺ Start every day with a smile and get it over with. ~ W.C. Fields

☺ Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting. ~ William Arthur Ward
☺ If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him. ~ Voltaire

☺ I find television very educational. Every time someone turns it on, I go in the other room and read a book. ~ Groucho Marx

☺ If you are going through hell, keep going. ~ Winston Churchill

☺ You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. ~ Edgar A. Guest
☺ Hosting the Oscars is much like making love to a woman. It's something I only get to do when Billy Crystal is out of town. ~ Steve Martin

☺ Do not listen to those who weep and complain, for their disease is contagious. ~ Og Mandino

☺ So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! ~ Russell H. Conwell
☺ Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. ~ Jerry Seinfeld

☺ Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. ~ Mark Twain

☺ First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. ~ Steve Martin

☺ A man is not paid for having a head and hands, but for using them. ~ Elbert Hubbard
☺ When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. ~ Sacha Guitry

☺ If you don't understand how a woman could both love her sister dearly and want to wring her neck at the same time, then you were probably an only child. ~ Linda Sunshine

☺ Play with life,
laugh with life,
dance lightly with life,
and smile at the riddles of life,
knowing that life's only true lessons are writ small in the margin. ~ Jonathan Lockwood Huie
For small installments of giggles and laughter, read through these humorous quotes mentioned below. If you have a good sense of humor, these quotes may just be the antidote you've been looking for.
Quotes that Tickle Your Funny Bone
☺ Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. ~ Rita Rudner

☺ My wife was too beautiful for words - but not for arguments. ~ John Barrymore

☺ I think any man in business would be foolish to fool around with his secretary. If it's somebody else's secretary, fine. ~ Barry Goldwater

☺ A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers. ~ Anonymous
☺ I was showing early symptoms of becoming a professional baseball man. I was lying to the press. ~ Roger Kahn

☺ A man's go to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't. ~ Rhonda Hansome

☺ The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. ~ Lucille Ball
☺ Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. ~ Miguel de Unamuno

☺ Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. ~ Anonymous

☺ All the things I really like are either immoral, illegal or fattening. ~ Alexander Woollcott

☺ Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up because they are looking for ideas. ~ Paula Poundstone
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☺ Nobody believes the official spokesman, but everybody trusts an unidentified source. ~ Ron Nesen

☺ Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have on something they don't need. ~ Will Rogers

☺ Don't forget Mother's Day... or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. ~ Jay Leno
☺ Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine. ~ Joan Collins

☺ If we're not supposed to eat animals, how come they're made out of meat? ~ Tom Snyder

☺ Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three. ~ George Clooney

☺ Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days. ~ Benjamin Franklinl
☺ Some people are like Slinkies - not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs. ~ Anonymous

☺ You better live every day like it's your last day, because one day you're going to be right. ~ Ray Charles

☺ I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~ Rita Rudner
It's true what people say, 'Smile, it doesn't cost a thing!', and perhaps, once in our lifetime, we should try to live by these words. We are surely not going to lose anything by spreading laughter all around us. Who knows, someone might get inspired by you and spread joy around them.
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