40 Cute and Funny 'About Me' Quotes and Sayings to Love Yourself

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Need some really funny quotes and sayings to describe yourself, or may be some cool statuses to flaunt on your social networking profiles? Buzzle gives you some really cute 'about me' sayings.
Sometimes we experience some hilariously funny things in our day-to-day lives that would make us smile even in the dullest of moods. Did you come across any such situation lately? Quote that, and watch it going viral in the online world.
Life is an eternal journey to know oneself. And to put it in words, especially for the 'about' section on our networking profiles like on Facebook and Instagram, it's all the more difficult. But, sometimes, quotes framed by others suit perfectly on us, our state of mind, and our lifestyle!

So, let's just say you've decided to go with something that is funny, something that has a cute factor, while it being witty at the same time. And of course, it perfectly describes you!
Here is a collection of such cute and funny quotes and sayings. Read on, and opt for some to flaunt on your social networking profiles.
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
― Oscar Wilde
I am the only person in the world I should like to know thoroughly.
― Oscar Wilde
I can resist anything except temptation.
― Oscar Wilde
I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination.
― Albert Einstein
I am neither especially clever nor especially gifted. I am only very, very curious.
― Albert Einstein
I am my own heroine.
― Marie Bashkirtseff
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.
― A. A. Milne, Winnie The Pooh
Yes I am weird, weird is good. Normal is overrated.
― Mad-D
cute quote about being a queen
I am a queen because I know how to govern myself.
― Lailah Gifty Akita
I give myself sometimes admirable advice, but I am incapable of taking it.
― Mary Wortley Montagu
As a girl, I am this stupid, emotional, very loyal, sort of believe-in-values-and-principals sort of girl.
― Priyanka Chopra
Quoted by Anonymous Buddies
Have you seen a squirrel crossing the streets? Yeah right, my decision-making skills resemble it.
I always keep my standards and my heels high.
I am different. That's my difference.
I am the peanut butter you've been craving for!
I am waiting for blessings that aren't in disguise.
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
funny quote about being cool
I get ignored so much that my nickname should be Terms And Conditions.
I have an eating disorder. I'm about to eat dis order of pizza, dis order of fries and dis order of nuggets.
I have this disease called Awesome. Kiss me, I'm contagious!
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
I wake up every morning with the joy & excitement of wanting to go directly back to sleep.
I want to kill the sexiest person alive but suicide is a crime.
Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.
I'm in shape ... round's a shape, isn't it?
Everyone I know is either getting a boyfriend or getting married. I'm just getting FAT!
I'm not lazy. I'm just on energy saving mode!
I'm painting a blue square in my backyard so Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
cool quote about being awesome
I'm so awesome, I wish I had a friend like me.
I'm so cool I wasn't actually born, I was defrosted.
I'm so cool that even ice cubes are jealous.
I'm so hot that I contribute to global warming.
I'm so naturally funny because my life is like a joke.
You. Can't. Be. Me. so don't even try.
I'm forgiving: I will have my revenge and forget.
cute quote about being a girl
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I'm the girl who has her phone in her hands, headphones in her ears and that one guy on her mind.
I'm the type of person that will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened yesterday.
My ethics are so clear and transparent that you can't even see them.
Sometimes I wish my mouth had a Pause button...
I'm so hilarious. I'm the only one who gets my jokes.