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Funny Sayings about Life

Funny Sayings about Life
"When nothing in life goes right, go left!" Life is as you take it, so take it with a pinch of salt, don't get too serious, and live for the moment. These quotes try to lift your spirit and tell you that life is not all that bad. Read them, laugh it off, pick yourself up, and go for it again!
Mayuri Kulkarni
Life is limitless, bounded by no definitions or rules, and a different piece of story for each individual. It can be a bed of roses for some people, or a path full of thorns for someone else. But, being an optimist is what you should aim for, to lead a happy life. There are many funny sayings on life, that make us forget the sadness and give us a glimpse of that bright ray of hope. Given below are a few quotes that describe life in a funny way.
Humorous Quotes on Life
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein
Life is a zoo in a jungle. - Peter De Vries
It's annoying to be disapproved of by people who know only half the story - especially when you're not sure which half they know. - Robert Brault
Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter. - Unknown
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized. - Fred Allen
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. - Tom Waits
Cute Funny Sayings About Life
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad. - P.D. East
May those who love us love us, and those who do not love us, may God turn their hearts, and if He cannot turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles, that we may know them by their limping. - Irish Prayer
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Unknown
A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. - Sir Winston Churchill
A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name. - Evan Esar
Protect me from knowing what I don't need to know. Protect me from even knowing that there are things to know that I don't know. Protect me from knowing that I decided not to know about the things that I decided not to know about. Amen. - Douglas Adams, Mostly Harmless
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch it to be sure. - Murphy's Law
If you wonder where your child left his roller skates, try walking around the house in the dark. - Leopold Fechtner
Funny Quotes About Life and Love
Marry for money, my little sonny, a rich man's joke is always funny. - Hebrew Proverb
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! - Robert Orben
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down. - Woody Allen
I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney
This was a short compilation of funny sayings about life. I hope you enjoyed reading them.
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