Funny Sayings

A compilation of some funny sayings meant to help you look at the lighter side of some of the allegedly serious attributes of life and cringe with laughter.
Quotabulary Staff
Last Updated: Jun 8, 2018
Nobody can deny the fact that laughter is the best medicine. It can cure you of all your worries ... and if not cure, it can definitely make sure that you forget them for some time. It's perfectly normal for humans to be depressed or angry, but we need to understand that life has its own share of heavy and light moments.
It may seem a bit funny, but light moments do have an upper hand over heavy moments in our life. How else do you explain some simple quotes and sayings make you burst into laughter all of sudden. That's the charm of these funny quotes and sayings ... they can bring out the best human emotion, laughter; even in most difficult times.
Funny Sayings about Life
Two businesspeople talking
"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire."
― Anonymous
"I can resist everything except temptation."
― Oscar Wilde

"Ability is what will get you to the top if the boss has no daughter."
― Anonymous
Hardworking man
"Hard work never killed anyone but why take a chance?"
― Edgar Bergen
Woman warning to another
"It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others."
― Anonymous

"There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it."
― Oscar Wilde
"There are two different kinds of people in this world: those who finish what they start, and."
― Brad Ramsey

"Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else."
― Anonymous
Granny and girl seeing photos
"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."
― Anonymous
Beautiful woman
"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway."
― Anonymous
Funny Sayings about Love
Indian wedding
"Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener!"
― Unknown
"Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law."
― Anonymous

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.."
― Anonymous
Couple enjoying vacation
"My wife and I were happy for 20 years - then we met."
― Rodney Dangerfield
"Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning."
― Anonymous

"The four most important words in any marriage...I'll do the dishes."
― Anonymous
Woman supporting to man
"A wife is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single."
― Anonymous
"Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."
― Anonymous

"Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
― Ambrose Bierce

"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
― Henry Youngman
Funny Sayings about Friendship
Friends enjoying
"A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting beside you say ― Damn that was fun!"
― Anonymous
Two friends talking
"Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried."
― Charles Caleb Colton
Young people enjoying the summer vacations
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one."
― C.S. Lewis
Supporting friend
"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked."
― Bernard Meltzer
Friends hugging each other
"Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes."
― Anonymous

"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body."
― Jim Hayes
Happy friends in the park with football
"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces."
― Anne Morrow Lindbergh
"Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them."
― Edwin Arlington Robinson

"I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places."
― Mark Twain
Group of friends talking and drinking
"A lifelong friend is someone you haven't borrowed money from yet."
― Anonymous
Life is short, make fun of it!  Whoever came up with that funny saying must have surely lived his life to the fullest. And even if he didn't, he did pass on this success mantra for the generations to follow.