24 Absolutely Funny Sayings About Old Age to Tickle Your Ribs

Funny quote by Sir Norman Wisdom
Age is definitely a state of mind! Whatever your age may be, you can still remain a child at heart. Funny sayings about old age will help you see the humorous side of things!
While for some old age is synonymous with dread and foreboding, for some it is merely a number. The latter choose to look at old age as just another phase. Quite a few of them have some hilarious things to say about getting old and old age. We've picked the choicest sayings about old age here. Have fun reading them and pass them on to someone who you think might need them.
funny old age quote
☺ Age mellows some people; others it makes rotten.
- Anonymous

☺ Middle age ends and senescence begins, the day your descendant's outnumber your friends.
- Ogden Nash

☺ The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly and lie about your age.
- Lucille Ball

☺ I'm 59 and people call me middle aged. How many 118 year old men do you know?
- Barry Cryer
funny old age quote
☺ There is absolutely nothing to be said in favor of growing old. There ought to be legislation against it.
- Patrick Moore

☺ When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.
- George Burns
☺ You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
- John Mendoza

☺ As you get older, the pickings get slimmer, but the people don't.
- Carrie Fisher

☺ As we grow older, our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.
- Robert Quillen

☺ People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it's more about the state of your body. - Geoffrey Parfitt
funny old age quote
☺ For the first half of your life, people tell you what you should do; for the second half, they tell you what you should have done.
- Richard Needham

☺ I refuse to admit I'm more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
- Nancy Astor

☺ A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas'.
- Claude Pepper

☺ I think age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
- Tom Stoppard
funny old age quote
☺ You know you're getting old when everything hurt. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work.
- Hy Gardner

☺ I can't wait to tell my kids I was born before the Internet.
- Unknown

☺ Respect old people. They graduated school without Google or Wikipedia.
- Unknown

☺ In childhood, we yearn to be grown-ups. In old age, we yearn to be kids. It just seems that all would be wonderful if we didn't have to celebrate our birthdays in chronological order.
- Robert Brault