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Funny Pregnancy Quotes and Sayings to Fill Mommies With Chuckles

Funny Pregnancy Quotes and Sayings
Motherhood is an unusual phenomena - no, you don't lose your hair or teeth! It is just that your belly looks filled out as if you had 5 square meals at a time, your clothing size refuses to co-operate with your new body, and you crave for the most random things. We know this didn't help but all you need to do is relax and read some funny pregnancy quotes and sayings while your husband gives you a nice foot massage. Enjoy indulgence, mommies.
Sai Kardile
Last Updated: Mar 4, 2018
"Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit."
― Bill Cosby
There's something we've got to tell y'all who have recently found that they are preggars - no matter what pregnancy books you swot up on or parental advice you engrave on your mind; you have to have the first-hand experience for things to sink down.

Having a child is no child's play and it will require you to learn challenging tasks that will be akin to walking on a land mine zone (tiptoeing in the room when the baby is asleep), foregoing of your beloved things, mostly sleep and sleep (unless you are a vampire, things will not be smooth), and making sacrifices of all possible kinds.

But, at the end of the day, you will have realized that you never laughed as much as you have been with the baby around. And the greatest of all is that - all that juggle, waking up at ungodly hours, and missing your favorite TV show will be sad, lol, but somewhere, deep down, you will know it is all worth it.
"Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife."
― Queen Victoria
"There is only one pretty child in the world and every mother has it."
― Chinese Proverb
"Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated."
― Erma Bombeck
Funny pregnancy quote
"It's a great thing about being pregnant - you don't need excuses to pee or to eat."
― Angelina Jolie
"I think that carrying a baby inside you is like running as fast as you can. It feels like finally letting go and filling yourself up to the wildest limits."
― Author unknown, quoted in Ourselves and Our Children: A Book by and for Parents by Boston Woman's Health Book Collective, 1978
"Part of being a parent is rolling with the punches, so consider an unexpected pregnancy the universe's way of helping you to learn to do that."
― Heather Wittenberg
"In the pregnancy process I have come to realize how much of the burden is on the female partner. She's got a construction zone going on in her belly."
― Al Roker
"You do a lot of growing up when you're pregnant. It's suddenly like, "Yikes. Here it is, folks. Playtime is over."
― Connie Fioretto
"A ship under sail and a big bellied woman, Are the handsomest two things that can be seen common."
― Benjamin Franklin
Diaper flat shadow
"Life is always a rich and steady time when you are waiting for something to happen or to hatch."
― E.B. White
"Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes."
― Joyce Armor
"The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing."
― Kin Hubbard
"My friend has a baby, I am recording all the noises he makes so I can later ask him what he meant."
― Stephen Wright
"Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out."
― Matthew Broderick
"Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children; now I have six children and no theories."
― John Wilmot
"Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething."
― Mark Twain
"A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic."
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
Twins baby
"I've been to war. I've raised twins. If I had a choice, I'd rather go to war."
― George W. Bush
"It's double the giggles and double the grins, and double the trouble if you're blessed with twins."
― Author Unknown
"Life is two-riffic with twins."
― Author Unknown
"Can it be, that the Greek grammarians invented their dual number for the particular benefit of twins?"
― Herman Melville
"Sugar and spice and everything nice. Oh my gosh! It happened twice!"
― Author Unknown
Twin one, twin too!
― Author Unknown
"Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough."
― Wilhelm Busch
"Having a staring contest with a newborn is one of the weirdest things you'll ever do. And it is highly recommended."
― Author Unknown
"Making the decision to have a child - it is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."
― Elizabeth Stone
"There are two things in life for which we are never truly prepared: twins."
― Josh Billings
"Diaper backward spells repaid. Think about it."
― Marshall McLuhan
Have a good laugh with these funny quotes and sayings and you all need to take good care of your belly, which is ballooned with a cute bambino, mommies.
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