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Funny Friendship Quotes That’ll Have You and Your Gang Chuckling

Friendship is one of the best relationships that one makes in his lifetime. And just like any other relationship, it has its share of funny things to say about. Funny friendship quotes will definitely make you smile and think of all those friends they befit.

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Funny Friendship Quotes

Friendship is one of the best relationships that one makes in his lifetime. And just like any other relationship, it has its share of funny things to say about. Funny friendship quotes will definitely make you smile and think of all those friends they befit.

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Friends are people in our lives that never falter, leave us, or give up on us. Their mere presence in our lives can give us the much-needed boost, strength, and self-esteem to keep going on. Without them, perhaps our lives would be pretty dull, boring, and uninteresting. Having said that, let us not forget that friendship can be pretty darn awkward at times. What with all the drama and misunderstandings. But this is one relationship that almost always stands the test of time. Some friendship quotes have that tinge of humor that anyone can identify with as being true about friendship.

A true friend stabs you in the front. – Oscar Wilde

Friends are relatives you make for yourself. – Eustache Deschamps

The best time to make friends is before you need them. – Ether Barrymore

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. – Edwin Arlington Robinson

Best friends: They know how stupid you are and still choose to be seen with you in public. – Anonymous

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Pretty girls turn heads. Me and my girls break necks! – Anonymous

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends. – P.D. James

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway. – Fr. Jerome Cummings

Two people are never such good friends as when they share a mutual dislike of a third person. – Anonymous

If your friends don’t make fun of you, they’re not really your friends. – Anonymous

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Two people are never such good friends as when they share a mutual dislike of a third person. – Anonymous

Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces. – Anne Morrow Lindbergh

One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim. – George Carlin

Friendship. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul. – Ambrose Bierce

An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body. – Jim Hayes

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A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. – Bernard Meltzer

Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods. – Esther M. Clark

Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice. – Anonymous

Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families. – Anonymous

‘Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected. – Charles Lamb

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Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success. – Oscar Wilde

I don’t need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better. – Plutarch

Who needs friends? I have the Internet! – Anonymous

‘You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public but people still love us! – Anonymous

High school is not the time to find your friends. It’s the time to find your bridesmaids. – Anonymous

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Difference between friends and best friends: A friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, “You will die in seven days.” – Anonymous

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! – Doug Larson

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