Here’s a funny take on alcoholism. Read these funny quotes on alcohol and know how this potent drink can really play with your mind!
Alcoholism is not a funny issue, but there are many funny quotes on alcohol that I have come across! These quotes highlight the lighter side of consuming alcohol. However, some of them actually have a serious note as well beneath the humor. Take a look at these funny quotes and laugh out loud with your friends and family!
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
– Ernest Hemingway
A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.
– W.C. Fields
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
– Stephen Wright
The problem with some people is that when they aren’t drunk, they’re sober.
– William Butler Yeats
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
– Henry Lawson
I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. They wake up in the morning and that’s the best they’re going to feel all day.
– Dean Martin
I’m not as think as you drunk I am.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
– Kinky Friedman
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
– George Best
Alcohol removes inhibitions – like that scared little mouse who got drunk and shook his whiskers and shouted: “Now bring on that damn cat!”
– Eleanor Early
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
– Brendan Behan
I have made an important discovery… that alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, produces all the effects of intoxication.
– Oscar Wilde
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
– Henny Youngman
I drink to make other people interesting.
– George Jean Nathan
Dear Alcohol, we had a deal, you were going to make me funnier, sexier, more intelligent and a better dancer. I saw the video, we need to talk.
I used to think drinking was bad for me… So I gave up thinking.
I would date you, but my heart already belongs to Jack Daniels.
Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.
You look like I need another drink.
I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
– Joe E. Lewis
Alcohol does not solve problems, but then again, neither does milk.
If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton, this way my friends will know I am missing.
You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
I would give up drinking, but I am not a quitter.
I realize I may not be everyone’s cup of tea. I’d rather be someone’s shot of Tequila anyway.