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These Funny Mottos About Life Will Make You Shed Laughing Tears

How often have you looked at the funny side of life? A few funny mottos about life should surely make you take a look at the lighter side of things.

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Funny Mottos About Life

How often have you looked at the funny side of life? A few funny mottos about life should surely make you take a look at the lighter side of things.

Ronan Keating’s hit track, ‘Life is a Roller Coaster’, certainly puts a smile on my face. Life is truly like a roller coaster, with its share of beautiful moments as well as tough days. What is life without a pinch of salt? There are some who prefer to tackle the situations, whereas there are others who prefer an escapist attitude. Life is what we make of it, we can choose to be happy or sad. The secret to happiness lies solely within us. Those who can look at the humorous side of life surely do know how to deal with many situations with a smile. Here are some awesome quotes that will never fail to cheer you up anytime, anywhere.

Life is Simple!!!

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained. – Mark Twain

Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act. – Truman Capote

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win you’re still a rat. – Lily Tomlin

All the world's a stage and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. - Sean O'Casey

Live every day to the fullest. When going to the bathroom take a newspaper! – Anonymous

Life is not so bad if you have plenty of luck, a good physique and not too much imagination. – Christopher Isherwood

Life is like a cobweb, not an organization chart. – Ross Perot

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. - Danny Kaye

In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out. – Joey Adams

Life is a long process of getting tired. – Samuel Butler

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football. – Anonymous

Drinking is not a solution, unless we are talking about alcohol. - Anonymous

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us. – Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes)

Life is nothing but a competition to be the criminal rather than the victim. – Bertrand Russell

Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all. – Arthur Balfour

quote by William S. Burroughs

Life is just one damned thing after another. – Elbert Hubbard

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the idea that life is serious. – Brendan Gill

There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it. – Oscar Wilde

quote by Moms Mabley

Life’s not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow. – Cherralea Morgen

Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key. – Alan Bennett

We are born wet, naked, and hungry. Then things get worse. - Anonymous

The next time you are having one of those days where nothing seems to be going right, just remember these mottos, and you will forget all your worries, at least momentarily.

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