Kids can give us some of the best reasons to laugh till our eyes water. They can be innocent, silly, smart, deceptive, and mischievous all at once, but you’ll still love them to death. Let’s see some funny sayings that every parent will surely relate to. Here’s to all kids who make our lives so wonderfully amusing!
The most beautiful house is the one, which is filled with infectious giggles, excited gamboling and innocent babbling. Being with kids is an extremely fun experience – they often startle us with their adorable innocence and their sweet ways.
Children really brighten up a household. They never turn the lights off. ~ Ralph Bus.
Never underestimate a child’s ability to get into more trouble. ~ Martin Mull
To be a successful father there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years. ~ Ernest Hemingway
Children ask better questions than adults. “May I have a cookie?” “Why is the sky blue?” and “What does a cow say?” are far more likely to elicit a cheerful response than “Where’s your manuscript?” Why haven’t you called?” and “Who’s your lawyer?” ~ Fran Lebowitz
I have just returned from a children’s party. I’m one of the survivors. ~ Percy French
Children are the most desirable opponents at Scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat. ~ Fran Lebowitz
There are only two things a child will share willingly; communicable diseases and its mother’s age. ~ Benjamin Spock
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~ Franklin P. Jones
In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television. ~ Erma Bombeck
The easiest way to teach children the value of money is to borrow some from them. ~ Anonymous
Children have never been very good at listening to their elders, but they have never failed to imitate them. ~ James Arthur Baldwin
I’ve noticed that one thing about parents is that no matter what stage your child is in, the parents who have older children always tell you the next stage is worse. ~ Dave Barry
The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant-and let the air out of the tires. ~ Dorothy Parker
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million-dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. ~ Jim Bishop.
There’s nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. ~ Frank A. Clark
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. ~ Robert Orben
I’ve got seven kids, the three words you hear most around my house are: “Hello, goodbye, and I’m pregnant”. ~ Dean Martin
Children nowadays are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food and tyrannize their teachers. ~ Socrates.
Before I was married, I had a hundred theories about raising children and no children. Now, I have three children and no theories. ~ John Wilmot
I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. ~ Harry S. Truman
Remember that laughter is the elixir that can cure boredom and bad moods, so look into a funny quote every once in a while to brighten up your day.
