Funny quotes not only tickle your funny bone, but they also put a spotlight on the obvious facts of life. Teenage, that is 13-19, is one such difficult time in everyone’s life, in which you’re neither treated like an adult nor as a child. Here’s something to cheer you.
Teenage life is a difficult time to cope with for teens as well as their parents. Everyone has his or her fond memories of teenage life, which are close to their heart. While you reminisce about your teenage life, here are some funny quotes about teen.
Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and TV. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teenagers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall.
– Anonymous
You try your hardest to raise your teenagers with patience, honesty and good manners, but they still end up being like you.
– Anonymous
Imagination is something that sits up with dad and mom the first time their teenager stays out late.
– Anonymous
Society has the politicians and teenagers it deserves.
– Anonymous
Don’t bother discussing sex with teenagers, they’ll just laugh at how little you know.
– Anonymous
When you’re a teenager, ‘No’ is a complete sentence.
– Anonymous
Why do they rate a movie “R” for “adult language?” The only people I hear using that language are teenagers.
– Anonymous
Having teenagers is like living with a bowling alley inside your head.
– Anonymous
Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
– Anonymous
Teenage girls are too caught up in being with a guy who’s the best for everyone else and not the best for themselves.
– Anonymous
The main problem with teenagers is that they’re just like their parents were at their age.
– Anonymous
Santa Claus has the right idea, only give stuff to kids once a year.
– Anonymous
As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.
– Anonymous
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
– Anonymous
The problem with disciplining a teenager is that in no time at all you begin to sound like one yourself.
– Anonymous
Teenage girls are too caught up in being with a guy who’s the best for everyone else and not the best for themselves.
– Anonymous
The main problem with teenagers is that they’re just like their parents were at their age.
– Anonymous
Santa Claus has the right idea, only give stuff to kids once a year.
– Anonymous
As a teenager I was so insecure. I was the type of guy that never fitted in because he never dared to choose. I was convinced I had absolutely no talent at all. For nothing. And that thought took away all my ambition too.
– Anonymous
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
– Anonymous
The difference between the teenager and the parent is that the teenager still has the faults the parent outgrew.
– Anonymous
A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone.
– Anonymous
Dear restroom, you aren’t just a bathroom. You are a place to talk, cry, gossip and escape from my class. Sincerely, teenagers.
– Anonymous
Raising teenagers is like trying to wrestle slippery pigs with your hands tied behind your back.
– Anonymous
Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
– Anonymous
These quotes on teenagers ring true for many of us, seeing that they are quite a restless, rebellious bunch of kids who are going through that very familiar time. Have fun looking through these!