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Stupid Sayings

Stupid Sayings
There are some stupid sayings that have been said unintentionally, that make no sense but make us laugh. Here is a collection of such funny stupid quotes and sayings.
Madhura Pandit
Last Updated: Aug 12, 2017
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Quotes and sayings by famous people inspire us and often put us on the track. Then, on the other hand, there are a few funny sayings that make no sense. They could have been, possibly, said unintentionally. However, they create humor, and the readers have a good laugh over it.
Sayings That Make No Sense
I will not be taking a paternity test, ever!
- Oprah Winfrey
My wife tells me that if I ever decide to leave, she is coming with me.
- Jon Bon Jovi
Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
- Brooke Shields
I believe there would be many people alive today if there were a death penalty.
- Nancy Reagan
It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.
- Dan Quayle
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
- Walt Disney
If a cricketer, for example, suddenly decided to go into a school and batter a lot of people to death with a cricket bat, which he could do very easily, I mean, are you going to ban cricket bats?
- Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh
I can eat a man, but I'm not sure of the fiber content.
- Jenny Eclair
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.
- Yogi Berra
There are much easier things in life than finding a good man. Nailing Jell-O to a tree, for instance.
- Anonymous
What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?
- Erma Bombeck
I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week.
- Anonymous
I know how hard it is to put food on your family.
- George W Bush
Everyone got kind of crazy with me mentioning I was in love with a woman.
- Angelina Jolie
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
- Yogi Berra
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol!
- Anonymous
We are sorry to announce that Mr. Albert Brown has been quite unwell, owing to his recent death, and is taking a short holiday to recover.
- A Parish Magazine
I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.
- Britney Spears
He is about as sharp as a marble!
- Anonymous
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps!
- Anonymous
Stupid Quotes About Love
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
- Mort Sahl
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Henny Youngman
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
- Oscar Wilde
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
- Steve Martin
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
-Katharine Hepburn