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Party Quotes and Sayings
Parties are life savers. In the middle of this mundane life, if we can find enjoyment and relaxation together, it's at parties. Funny party quotes and sayings can instantly bring a smile on your face.
Dr. Sumaiya Khan
Last Updated: Mar 4, 2018
Whether it is a cocktail or dinner party, or whether you're hitting the nightclub with your friends, one thing is for sure - you're looking forward to some serious fun. If it weren't for parties, we would never look forward to weekends with so much hope. For some, weekend parties are even as good as motivation. You know you can reward yourself with a party if you pull through the week. Our social life, is made up of all our parties big and small put together. Here's to these weekend stressbusters!
Cool Party Quotes and Sayings
"At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who don't. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other." - Ann Landers

"A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime." - Robert Brault
party like there is no tomorrow!
"When life gives you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone whose life gave them vodka, mix them together and have a party!!" - Anonymous

"Hear no evil, speak no evil - and you'll never be invited to a party." - Oscar Wilde

"Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there." - Franklin P. Jones

"Live for today...Plan for tomorrow...Party tonight..!!!" - Anonymous
wherever there are friends, there is a party!
"At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely." - William Somerset Maugham

"The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties." - Carol Matthau
"I don't know a lot about politics, but I can recognize a good party man when I see one." - Mae West

"Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host." - Fred Allen

"She's afraid that if she leaves, she'll become the life of the party." - Groucho Marx
life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here, we should dance
"If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me, it's not." - Jack Handy

"If I were invited to a dinner party with my characters, I wouldn't show up." - Dr Seuss

"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi." - P.J. O'Rourke
"The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... and you finish off as an orgasm." - George Carlin

Also, if you're throwing a party, you can use these party quotes and sayings as a part of invitation wording. Have a rocking party!