Reading or listening to hilarious quotes and sayings is one of the best ways to bring a smile on anyone’s face at any given moment. Read on for some of the funniest sayings about life and relationships.
“Laughter is an instant vacation.”
― Milton Berle
Are you getting bored beyond belief and have nothing to do? Our collection of hilarious sayings can come to the rescue, which are sure to make you laugh and to help you get through that dull day! These funny quotes can also be used in greeting cards for a personal touch, and to tickle the other person’s funny bone.
The amazing fact about these quotes is that though they’re funny and make you laugh, they ring true in everyone’s lives! We have compiled some of the best rib-tickling quotes and sayings for you to enjoy wherever you are―in the subway, in a taxi, at work, in college, or at home. Read on!
Comic Sayings about Life
Here are some humorous quotes about life that will not only brighten up your day, but will also add a bit of much-needed laughter to a frustrating day.
My life has a superb cast but I can’t figure out the plot.
― Ashleigh Brilliant
Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.
― Woody Allen
Nothing matters very much, and very few things matter at all.
― Arthur Balfour
Love is the history of a woman’s life; it is an episode in man’s.
― Madame de Staël
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
― Anonymous
Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it.
― Anonymous
Life is like playing a violin in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
― Samuel Butler
I think I’ve discovered the secret of life ― you just hang around until you get used to it. ― Charles Schulz
The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone else he can blame it on.
Maybe all one can do is hope to end up with the right regrets.
― Arthur Miller
In life, it’s not who you know that’s important, it’s how your wife found out.
― Joey Adams
Life’s not always fair. Sometimes you can get a splinter even sliding down a rainbow. ― Cherralea Morgen
Life is a foreign language: all men mispronounce it.
― Christopher Morley
In spite of the cost of living, it’s still popular.
― Kathleen Norris
There are people who so arrange their lives that they feed themselves only on side dishes.
― José Ortega y Gasset
Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.
― Anonymous
As we struggle to make sense of things, life looks on in repose.
― Anonymous
There is only one immutable law in life ― in a gentleman’s toilet, incoming traffic has the right of way.
― Hugh Leonard
Humorous Sayings about Relationships
Here are some rib-tickling quotes about relationships, which are bound to make you laugh your heart out.
Didn’t each of these make you smile or better yet, laugh? We hope you enjoyed them!Didn’t each of these make you smile or better yet, laugh? We hope you enjoyed them!
