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Funny Quotes About Sisters That Reflect Your Quirky Relationship

Funny Quotes about Sisters
You can want to pull her hair out, but you'd also take a bullet for her. Mad antics and the endless fights apart, the relationship between sisters has numerous humorous tints, some of which have been aptly highlighted here.
Aastha Dogra
Last Updated: Feb 3, 2018
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This is a note to say "sorry" to you.
I borrowed your sweater and ruined it too.
It's not really my fault that grape juice can stain.
Though I should not have worn your silk out in the rain.

This is a note to say "sorry" to you.
I should not have stomped your best heels in cow poo.
How could I know that the pasture was full of it?
Though I suppose the cows were a clue, I'll admit.

This is a note to say "sorry" to you.
I should not have swapped your zit cream with glue.
I never imagined you'd actually use it.
Now wasting away in the emergency room I sit.
~ Angela Rose
All sisters share a special bond between them. Growing up together, fighting over petty things, at the same time, being there for one another when the situation demands - are a few of the aspects of this special relationship. Most of us do not realize how much our sisters mean to us, unless and until we are separated from them. And it's not just their support and comfort that we miss, it is the laughter and the fun times that we had together, that are perhaps missed the most. Given below are some quotes that will definitely remind you of your sister and childhood, no matter how long it has been since the both of you met!
Quotes for Sisters
Whatever it is sister did it! ~ Anonymous
The mildest, drowsiest sister has been known to turn tiger if her sibling is in trouble. ~ Clara Ortega
The typewriting machine, when played with expression, is no more annoying than the piano when played by a sister or near relation. ~ Oscar Wilde
Never let an angry sister comb your hair. ~ Patricia McCann
Two kids at tropical resort beach
Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree. ~ Anonymous
I can't remember if I'm the good Sister or the evil one. ~ Anonymous
It was nice growing up with someone like you - someone to lean on, someone to count on... someone to tell on! ~ Anonymous
We know one another's faults, virtues, catastrophes, mortifications, triumphs, rivalries, desires, and how long we can each hang by our hands to a bar. We have been banded together under pack codes and tribal laws. ~ Rose Macaulay
Sisters Arguing
I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones. ~ Anonymous author, attributed to a 4-year-old named Lauren
She is your mirror, shining back at you with a world of possibilities. She is your witness, who sees you at your worst and best, and loves you anyway. She is your partner in crime, your midnight companion, someone who knows when you are smiling, even in the dark. She is your teacher, your defense attorney, your personal press agent, even your shrink. Some days, she's the reason you wish you were an only child. ~ Barbara Alpert
I smile because you are my sister, I laugh because there is nothing you can do about it! ~ Anonymous
Of two sisters one is always the watcher, one the dancer. ~ Louise Gl├╝ck
Rock paper scissor
Sisters never quite forgive each other for what happened when they were five. ~ Pam Brown
Bless you, my darling, and remember you are always in the heart - oh tucked so close there is no chance of escape - of your sister. ~ Katherine Mansfield
My sister asked where Nicaragua was. I said, "Central America." She said, "Oh so near Kansas?" I see a pole and body glitter in her future. ~ Anonymous
A sister will always notice her sister's first gray hairs with glee. ~ Allison M. Lee
Smiling woman
Older siblings... The only people who will pick on you for their own entertainment and beat up anyone else who tries. ~ Anonymous
If sisters were free to express how they really feel, parents would hear this: "Give me all the attention and all the toys and send Rebecca to live with Grandma." ~ Linda Sunshine
You and I are sisters. Always remember that if you fall I will pick you up... after I finish laughing . ~ Anonymous
Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers. ~ Pam Brown
Side profile of two girls looking in a mirror making faces
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good. ~ Linda Sunshine
If your sister is in a tearing hurry to go out and cannot catch your eye, she's wearing your best sweater. ~ Pam Brown
You can kid the world, but not your sister. ~ Charlotte Gray
A younger sister is someone to use as a guinea pig in trying sledges and experimental go-carts. Someone to send on messages to Mum. But someone who needs you - who comes to you with bumped heads, grazed knees, tales of persecution. Someone who trusts you to defend her. Someone who thinks you know the answers to almost everything. ~ Pam Brown
Happy child sad twin
Never praise a sister to a sister in the hope of your compliments reaching the proper ears. ~ Rudyard Kipling
I finally moved out of my parents' house. It was only fair to let my sister have her own room. ~ Kate Winslet
You can use some of these in a scrapbook, on Facebook or on a t-shirt and send it across to your sister. I conclude with Pam Brown's words that say, "Sisters share the scent and smells - the feel of a common childhood."