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Funny Romantic Quotes That are Equally Silly and Sweet

Funny Romantic Quotes
No other thing can be more impressionable than funny romantic quotes. Show your sensitive and caring persona with these quotes for guys and girls.
Sheetal Mandora
Last Updated: Mar 4, 2018
Poor Snowman
absence sharpens love presence strengthens it
Absence sharpens love, presence strengthens it.
The quote above is by Thomas Fuller who was a clergyman and an author. We always say that when the person we love is missing or is away, the love we possess for the individual increases tenfold. However, what many of us overlook is how it's presence helps strengthens the bond.
There are times when words seem to fail you each time. And, there are moments when you wish you can say something sweet and romantic to the one you love. What happens when both these situations come at you at the same time? You can't just keep mum and have your nervousness or shyness keep you from wanting to express yourself. This brings me to the point that I was trying to make. If you're someone who can't seem to come up with things to say on your own, don't feel shy or weird in taking someone else's words.
Quotes from Movies
Funny Romantic Quotes from Kate and Leopold
Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I've never felt momentarily.
~ Kate and Leopold
Come on up here, darlin'. We could use a little sump'm around here besides the smell of lumber.
~ The Notebook
Otis always told me love is a leap. Lamentably, I was never inspired to jump.
~ Kate and Leopold
Julian Mercer: You really are a very sexy woman.
Erica Barry: No, really, swear to God, I'm NOT.
~ Something's Gotta Give
Some things are not meant to last, they just take a place in your heart and make you smarter the next time.
~ Alex and Emma
Aunt Voula: Toula. Toula! You're engaged. You're engaged - We never think this would happen for you. Never. Never. Taki, didn't we say that...
Uncle Taki: We never think this day would come. Never.
~ My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Funny Romantic Quotes from Hope Floats
It doesn't matter who, when, or can always use a hug.
~ Hope Floats
I would rather fight with you than make love to anyone else.
~ The Wedding Date
Harry: [after a kiss] Soft lips.
Erica: I'm so glad they still work. I haven't used them for kissing in such a long time, more like for wearing lipstick... and whistling.
~ Something's Gotta Give
A wonderful thing, as time goes by, to be with someone who looks into your face, when you've gotten old, and still sees what you think you look like.
~ The Bachelor
Hearts will never be practical, until they are made unbreakable.
~ The Wizard of Oz
Funny Romantic Quotes from Sweet Home Alabama
Young Melanie: What do you want to be married to me for, anyhow?
Young Jake: So I can kiss you anytime I want.
~ Sweet Home Alabama
If you're not willing to sound stupid, you're not worthy of falling in love.
~ A Lot Like Love
I'm in love. Ain't it great? Seems like I gotta learn how to that... love-them-and-leave-them stuff, you know?
~ Something's Gotta Give
Nice Greek girls who don't find a husband, work in the family restaurant. So here I am, day after day, year after year, thirty and way past my expiration date.
~ My Big Fat Greek Wedding
I don't wanna need you, 'coz I can't have you.
~ Bridges of Madison County
The being in love is better than the falling in love.
~ Simply Irresistible
But if you wanna leave, you can. I'll remember you though, just like I remember everyone that leaves.
~ Lilo & Stitch
Maria Portokalos: Toula, on my wedding night, my mother, she said to me, "Greek women, we may be lambs in the kitchen, but we are tigers in the bedroom."
Toula Portokalos: Eww. Please let that be the end of your speech.
~ My Big Fat Greek Wedding
Famous Quotes for Her
Funny Romantic Quotes by Euripides
He is not a lover who does not love forever.
~ Euripides
Real love stories never have endings.
~ Richard Bach
Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it.
~ Song of Songs 8:7
The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
~ Anonymous
Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
~ Cathy Carlyle
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
~ Brendan Francis
By the time you swear you're his, shivering and sighing, and he vows his passion is infinite, undying...Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
~ Dorothy Parker
Only from the heart can you touch the sky.
~ Jalaluddin Rumi
Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
~ George Carlin
Funny Romantic Quotes by Halen
Two souls and one thought, two hearts and one pulse.
~ Halen
Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I love you."
~ Erich Fromm
Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one.
~ Glenn Beck
Romantic Quotes for Him
Love is like a roller coaster, when it's all over you throw up!
~ Anonymous
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
~ Adrienne Gusoff
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~ Agatha Christie
Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.
~ Albert Einstein
Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
~ Cecilia Egan
To love and win, is the best thing. To love and lose, is the next best thing.
~ William M. Thackeray
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a strike of luck.
~ Anonymous
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
~ Groucho Marx
We only love truly once. It is the first time and succeeding passions are less uncontrolled.
~ Du Coeur
To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
~ Helen Rowland
Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
~ Henry Kissinger
Apart from the quotes mentioned in this article, here's another article on first love quotes you can read. These were just a few collection of quotes. Impress your date, boyfriend or girlfriend, or someone special in your life with these silly quotes.
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