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34 Funny Office Quotes That'll Have You Chuckling

Funny Office Quotes
Not many people have the ability to laugh in difficulty, but those who can are the ones who end up being successful. Go through these funny office quotes to lighten up your day...
Marlene Alphonse
Last Updated: Feb 2, 2018
Adding a smile to someone's day is one of the best gifts you can ever give to that person. Many of us are regularly bogged down by a multitude of worries and problems, especially at the work place. Humor is a great weapon which fights against these so-called enemies of happy living. Reading through some funny sayings and quotes can help lighten the burden and make us forget our anxieties. Here are a few funny office quotes to cheer you up and prove that laughter is indeed the best medicine.
Hilarious Office Quotes of the Day
Seeing or reading something funny triggers bouts of laughter which cheers up a dull mood. Below are some really hilarious quotes to brighten up your day

"If you think your boss is stupid remember; you wouldn't have a job if he was smarter." - Albert Grant

"His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours." - Arthur Baer

"Tell your boss what you really think about him and the truth shall set you free." - Patrick Murray

"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everyone to tell me the truth--even if it costs him his job." - Samuel Goldwyn

"Any organization is like a septic tank. The really big chunks rise to the top." - John Imhoff
"Do not underestimate your abilities. That is your boss's job." - Unknown

"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." - Robert Orben

"People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it." - Joey Adams

"I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back." - Anonymous

"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself." - Unknown
Really Humorous Office Quotes
Clearing cobwebs from the head is one of the best ways to start anew and what is better than a rib tickling experience. Here are some funny quotes about life.
"Conway's Law: In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on - This person must be fired." - Anonymous

"The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit." - Dwight Morrow

"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early." - Charles Lamb

"Work is the curse of the drinking classes." - William Archibald Spooner
"One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important." - Bertrand Russell

"If hard work is the key to success, most people would rather pick the lock." - Claude McDonald

"Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without." - Anonymous
"I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end." - Dorothy Gish

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" - Edgar Bergen

"Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it." - Theodore Roosevelt
"I am a friend of the workingman, I would rather be his friend than be one." - Clarence Darrow

"If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire." - Cannon's Law

"The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches." - Bove's Theorem
Short Funny Office Quotes
One needs to take some time off from work and recharge to start afresh. Given below are some short quotes to tickle your funny bone.
"A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door." - Anonymous

"I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and stare at it for hours." - Oscar Wilde

"HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a pig." - Unknown

"Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy." - Huey Long

"The reward for work well done is the opportunity to do more." - Unknown
"The fellow who never makes a mistake takes his orders from one who does." - Anonymous

"Everybody makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when no one is looking." - Anonymous

"Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald." - Anonymous

"A banker lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining but wants it back the minute it begins to rain." - Unknown

"An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame." - Unknown
Remember life is too short to be spent cribbing and complaining. Whenever you feel down, with work pressure or stress, just read these funny office quotes and refresh yourself with a dose of laughter every time.
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