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Funny Friday Quotes That Will Leave You In Splits

Funny Friday Quotes
Friday, the day that tells you to cheer up because it's the last working day before the much awaited weekend. Being the 'last working day' of the week, you need extra motivation to get through it.
Shalu Bhatti
Last Updated: Feb 3, 2018
Young professional celebrating his success with hands up
Friday is a special day in itself! It is the last working day of the week (for most of us), and the beginning of a fun-filled weekend. It is the day when we all let go of the seriousness of our daily schedule and get ready to experience all the fun that lies ahead in the upcoming weekend. Now let's have a look at some funny Friday quotes.
Facebook Statuses for Fridays
Hmmm... who should I stalk on Facebook now?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation ... and today is when it stops!
Though I have the desire and goal for sweeping and vacuuming the floors, it would require me to clean up everything on the floor first.
The funniest things keep happening to me on Fridays... I misplace my energy when the sun comes up and I always seem to find it when the sun goes down..., I think I have it all backwards...! Friday is funny! LOL!
It's Friday and my butt just doesn't want to move at all!
It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.
- American Proverb
It's going to be a fantastic day (just as soon as I get some caffeine in me!!)
The Funny Side of Friday Night
Hey! What you doing this Friday? Getting Fried!
Youth is like a long weekend on Friday night. Middle age is like a long weekend on Monday afternoon.
- Richard Nelson Bolles
People are surprised at how down-to-earth I am. I like to stay home on Friday nights and listen to 'The Art of Happiness' by the Dalai Lama.
- Carmen Electra
Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt, and a whistle on Friday night.
- Jim Mitchell
Friday night is our date night. We really carve out time for each other.
- Karen Kain
Thank God It's Friday!
Fridays are not pants optional. - Nancy Cartwright
I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from 'Thank God it's Friday' to 'Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescent.
- Ann Diehl
Not for nothing is their motto TGIF - 'Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.
- Richard Nelson Bolles
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Henny Youngman
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
- Author Unknown
Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm.
- Byron Pulsifer
Relax you all! It is Friday!
I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
- Author Unknown
Joey: You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie, or Friday with no two pizzas.
- Friends
Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
- John Shirley
Make a Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn't put in time to the next pay check.
- Byron Pulsifer
Your hair may be brushed, but your mind's untidy. You've had about seven hours of sleep since Friday. No wonder you feel that lost sensation. You're sunk from a riot of relaxation.
- Ogden Nash
Checking Watch
Having enough time