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Funny Best Friend Quotes

Funny Best Friend Quotes
Best friends are a source of positive energy that we desperately need, especially when things go awry. These funny best friend quotes are dedicated to all the BFFs around the globe.
Rutuja Jathar
Last Updated: Feb 27, 2018
There are many of us who have someone that we call a best friend; more often than not, we've known them for as long as we can remember. I'm sure that a lot of us have lost friends along the way, but we keep our hearts open to new ones. While it is hard to imagine starting over from scratch with a total stranger, just remember that someday you'll be glad you did.
Best friends are hard to come by, and the ones we meet who are genuinely there for us through thick and thin, are worth keeping. These funny best friend quotes ring true for those who can relate to what the following quotes say. Find one that speaks for you and share it with your best friend.
Best Friend Quotes
A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half cracked.
 - Bernard Meltzer
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
 - Laurence J. Peter
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
 - Rita Mae Brown
Friends are the bacon bits in the salad bowl of life.
 - Unknown
I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I hardly even know!
  - Archie Bunker
Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.
 - Unknown
Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.
 - Charles Lamb
Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'
 - C.S. Lewis
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a true friend will be sitting beside you saying, 'Damn that was fun!'
 - Unknown
We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.
 - Benjamin Franklin
A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.
 - Arnold Glasow
Advice from your friends is like the weather, some of it is good; some of it is bad.
 - Proverb
We're always together, we're one of a kind, 3 words describe us - 'partners in crime'.
 - Unknown
Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.
 - Oprah Winfrey
I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street.
 - Virginia Woolf
Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does.
 - Jane Austen
A simple friend thinks the friendship over when you have an argument. A real friend knows that it's not a friendship until after you've had a fight.
 - Unknown
Never explain yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it.
 - Belgicia Howell
Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends.
 - Unknown
The above funny best friend quotes will bring a smile to anyone's face; if your best friend feels down in the dumps, cheer them up with one of these.
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