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Utterly Bizarre and Confusing Quotes That Will Leave You Baffled

Confusing Quotes
As their name suggests, these quotes are bound to confuse you initially. But, on a closer look, you will find that they actually make sense. This collection of confusing quotes will definitely make you think.
Madhura Pandit
Last Updated: Mar 4, 2018
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Famous quotes and sayings inspire us, motivate us, and also make us think about different aspects of life, like living, love, and friendship. However, sometimes there are certain quotes that may simply baffle you. These quotes may confuse due to their confusing language, hidden meaning; or because of mixing of words. But, on deeper reading, you will come across the actual meaning they convey.
Funny and Confusing Quotes
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You know it's a bad day when you jump out of bed and miss the floor!
- Anonymous

I know you believe you understand what I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!
- Robert McCloskey

To say of what is that it is not, or of what is not that it is, is false, while to say of what is that it is, and of what is not that it is not, is true.
- Aristotle
This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.
- George W. Bush

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!
- Robert Orben

Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
- Michael Stipe
If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
- Yogi Berra

Do not gaze at wine when it is red, when it sparkles in the cup, when it goes down smoothly!
- Proverb
Random Quotes about Being Confused
Quotes about Being Confused
Change brings opportunities. On the other hand, change can be confusing.
- Michael Porter

However confused the scene of our life appears, however torn we may be who now do face that scene, and we can go on to be whole.
- Muriel Rukeyser

No one ever loved anyone the way that person wanted to be loved.
- Mignon McLaughlin

I tend not to look back. It's confusing.
- Walter Hill

Well, love is confusing at all ages, but especially when you're 17.
- Piper Perabo
The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing... not healing, not curing... that is a friend who cares.
- Henri Nouwen

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But, so is thunder and lightning.
- Clint Eastwood

Love is so holy, so confusing. It makes a man anxious, tormented. Love, how can I define it?
- Gao Xingjian
Many promising reconciliations have broken down because, while both parties came prepared to forgive, neither party came prepared to be forgiven.
- Charles Williams

When you're in love make sure you really are in love and not just in love with the idea of being in love.
- Anonymous

Respect the past in the full measure of its desserts, but do not make the mistake of confusing it with the present nor seek in it the ideals of the future.
- José Ingenieros
Being considered beautiful at a young age sends confusing signals. You think people only like you because of your beauty.
- Priscilla Presley

As a teenager and even still now being 21, it's always love questions - it's always so confusing.
- Ashlee Simpson
Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the distance between them which makes it possible to see the other whole against the sky.
- Rainer Maria Rilke
Well, are you still confused? Go through them again, you might sort out a few! Or you can even share these quotes to confuse your friends. Good luck!