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Quotes About Boys
I suppose you girls are looking for some really funny, cute, or maybe even mean (though I hope not) quotes about boys. So why don't you scroll down and have fun...
Rajib Singha
Last Updated: Mar 4, 2018
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'Boys are jerks!' This is what I usually get to hear from my female colleagues, and so I heard from girls when I was in college. They always have something or the other to dislike guys for. Now it could be anything from the way they eat, to the way they walk. And I have no clue about why this trait is dominant in most girls. But the fact that the two are incomplete without each other, is undeniable. And that may be the reason every girl appreciates something special in her man (if we leave out that 'jerk' part of course!).
Funny Quotes
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years. - James Thurber
Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout "Bang! - George F. Will
Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Anonymous
If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks." - Anonymous
A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. - Lewis B. Hershey
A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost
What every guy thinks when he has to take his girl out for shopping? "I wanna go home!" - Anonymous
If at all you get a chance to peek into a guy's mind, all that you would find is a 2d screensaver going up and down. - Anonymous
Mean Quotes
Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?.. Because if they all went, it would be Hell. - Anonymous
What is a man who is handsome, intelligent and sensible, known as?... A rumor! -
Sometimes I feel the wall of my bedroom to be more romantic than my boyfriend.. - Anonymous
Life was so much easier when we thought boys had cooties - Anonymous
Boys are like a piece of gum, when they lose their flavor, you just pop a new one in! - Anonymous
Guys are great, every girl should own 1! - Lauren
Cute Quotes
A boy is a magical creature - you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. - Allan Beck
One of the best things in the world to be is a boy; it requires no experience, but needs some practice to be a good one. - Charles Dudley
There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure. - Mark Twain
No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can break through into a girl's heart. - Napoleon Bonaparte
The boys are in such a mood that if someone introduced the Ten Commandments, they'd cut them down to seven. - Norris Cotton
When God created man, He said "Will mom be mad at me today or what!" - Anonymous
Some More Quotes
Boys! Oh yeah... As if my dog ruining my carpet, my neighbor peeing on my plants, and my boss shouting on me weren't enough! - Anonymous
I love boys... They are so... I don't know what to call them... I really don't! - Anonymous
Force always attracts men of low morality. - Albert Einstein
How does a man show he's planning for the future?.. He buys two cases of beer instead of one. - Anonymous
What did God say after creating man?.. I can do so much better. - Anonymous
As a boy I remember how terribly real the statues of the saints would seem at 7 o'clock Mass - before I'd had breakfast. From that I learned always to conduct hungry. - Leopold Stokowski
I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. - Abraham Lincoln
That would be it for the funny sayings and quotes about boys for today. When you exhaust all these, drop in again for some more. Cheers!
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