Outstandingly Awesome Quotes About Boys

Quotes About Boys
I suppose you girls are looking for some really funny, cute, or maybe even mean (though I hope not) quotes about boys. So why don't you scroll down and have fun...
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'Boys are jerks!' This is what I usually get to hear from my female colleagues, and so I heard from girls when I was in college. They always have something or the other to dislike guys for. Now it could be anything from the way they eat, to the way they walk. And I have no clue about why this trait is dominant in most girls. But the fact that the two are incomplete without each other, is undeniable. And that may be the reason every girl appreciates something special in her man (if we leave out that 'jerk' part of course!).

Funny Quotes

Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least when they are between the ages of 18 months and 90 years. - James Thurber

Some parents say it is toy guns that make boys warlike. But give a boy a rubber duck and he will seize its neck like the butt of a pistol and shout "Bang! - George F. Will

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Anonymous

If you never want to see a man again, say, 'I love you, I want to marry you. I want to have children...' - they leave skid marks." - Anonymous

A boy becomes an adult three years before his parents think he does, and about two years after he thinks he does. - Lewis B. Hershey

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

What every guy thinks when he has to take his girl out for shopping? "I wanna go home!" - Anonymous

If at all you get a chance to peek into a guy's mind, all that you would find is a 2d screensaver going up and down. - Anonymous

Mean Quotes

Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?.. Because if they all went, it would be Hell. - Anonymous

What is a man who is handsome, intelligent and sensible, known as?... A rumor! -
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Sometimes I feel the wall of my bedroom to be more romantic than my boyfriend.. - Anonymous

Life was so much easier when we thought boys had cooties - Anonymous

Boys are like a piece of gum, when they lose their flavor, you just pop a new one in! - Anonymous

Guys are great, every girl should own 1! - Lauren

Cute Quotes

A boy is a magical creature - you can lock him out of your workshop, but you can't lock him out of your heart. - Allan Beck

One of the best things in the world to be is a boy; it requires no experience, but needs some practice to be a good one. - Charles Dudley

There comes a time in every rightly constructed boy's life that he has a raging desire to go somewhere and dig for hidden treasure. - Mark Twain

No one knows how it is that with one glance a boy can break through into a girl's heart. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The boys are in such a mood that if someone introduced the Ten Commandments, they'd cut them down to seven. - Norris Cotton

When God created man, He said "Will mom be mad at me today or what!" - Anonymous

Some More Quotes

Boys! Oh yeah... As if my dog ruining my carpet, my neighbor peeing on my plants, and my boss shouting on me weren't enough! - Anonymous

I love boys... They are so... I don't know what to call them... I really don't! - Anonymous

Force always attracts men of low morality. - Albert Einstein

How does a man show he's planning for the future?.. He buys two cases of beer instead of one. - Anonymous

What did God say after creating man?.. I can do so much better. - Anonymous

As a boy I remember how terribly real the statues of the saints would seem at 7 o'clock Mass - before I'd had breakfast. From that I learned always to conduct hungry. - Leopold Stokowski

I care not much for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it. - Abraham Lincoln

That would be it for the funny sayings and quotes about boys for today. When you exhaust all these, drop in again for some more. Cheers!
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