Humorous Sayings

Humorous Sayings
Humor can instantly lighten up the mood, turn a boring day into fun, and even lighten up a dull conversation. Take a look at these humorous and fun sayings by famous people. Have a good laugh and get rid of the boredom.
Human life is filled with negative situations, feelings, stress, experiences of sadness, boredom, etc. The one and only answer or remedy to get rid of all this is humor, wit, and fun. If you are bored or feel melancholic, go through these sayings and quotes to spice up your life. These funny quotes and sayings are by famous people in the world, while some are by unknown authors.
Random Funny Sayings and Quotes
These hilarious phrases may be said intentional or unintentionally. Nonetheless, they create humor.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Anonymous
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football!
Anonymous
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame!
Anonymous
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun.
Flip Wilson
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory ... I forget the other two.
Anonymous
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
G.K. Chesterton
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
Oscar Wilde
Sayings About Work
There is also fun and humor at workplace which brightens up the day and makes working enjoyable. Don't believe? Take a look at these quotes.
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
Anonymous
If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
Albert Einstein
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours!
Jerome K. Jerome
If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
Anonymous
People are still willing to do an honest day's work, trouble is they want a weeks pay for doing it.
Joey Adams
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished!
Leslie Nielsen
Nobody notices what I do..until I don't do it!
Anonymous
Sayings About Life
Life can be serious or fun, depends on the way you look at it. If you are the serious types, these quotes will surely make you think otherwise.
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown!
Woody Allen
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils!
Louis Hector Berlioz
Just remember, if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off!
Anonymous
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
P.D. East
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill Watterson
Good luck is another name for tenacity of purpose.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway!
Anonymous
My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnest, the journey of life, is to take their heart in one hand and a club in the other.
Josh Billings
Lastly, note that humor and fun, apart from love, are the only elements in life that make life worth living. So, try to look for ways to be happy, even in simplest situations. Have fun! Ciao!
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