Funny Sayings about Friends

Funny sayings about friends are one of the easiest ways to make angry and upset friends laugh. Here is a good collection of such funny sayings that sure to make any person smile, so keep reading.
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Last Updated: Mar 8, 2018
Friends are the best part of a person's life. After all, they are the ones who keep you on your toes and also flatter you when needed! The joys of friendship cannot be expressed in words, however, funny sayings and quotes can convey our deep feelings in a humorous way. You can also use these sayings if you are making a birthday or friendship day card for your friend.

"Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods." ― Esther Mary Clark

"Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy." ― Spike Milligan

"I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies all right. But my damn friends-they're the ones that keep me walking the floor nights!" ― Warren Gamaliel Harding

"A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling." ― Arthur Brisbane

"Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice." ― Anonymous

"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." ― Robert Bloch

"I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the street." ― Virginia Woolf

"I'm your best friend, you just don't know that yet." ― Anonymous

"Best friends listen to what you don't." ― Anonymous

"Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate." ― Thomas Jones

"Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces." ― Anne Morrow Lindbergh

"When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'." ― Groucho Marx

"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." ― Jim Hayes

"I got a lotta best friends. Some of them I don't even hardly know!" ― Archie Bunker

"You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job." ― Laurence J. Peter

"It takes a long time to grow an old friend." ― John Leonard

"We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately." ― Benjamin Franklin

"The best time to make friends is before you need them." ― Ethel Barrymore

"Friends are God's ways of apologizing for our families." ― Tennessee Williams

"Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected." ― Charles Lamb

"Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them." ― Anonymous

"You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes." ― A. A. Milne, Winnie the Pooh

"Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life." ― Mark Twain

"That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience." ― Charles Bukowski

"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'" ― C. S. Lewis

"Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty." ― A Sicilian proverb

"You ask if we shall know our friends in heaven. ― Do you suppose we are greater fools there, than here?" ― Nathaniel Emmons

"Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget." ― G. Randolf

"I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs to life under a strain even better than under a caress." ― André Gide

These were some of the best funny quotes about friends. No matter how different you are from your best buddy, the differences never come between true friendship. I am sure the above collection of quotes conveyed the same thing.
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