Funny Quotes about Love

Batul Nafisa Baxamusa Feb 1, 2019
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Funny quotes about love help keep your spirits high and your relationship on the right note. Here are some interesting and rib-tickling quotes.
Funny quotes are mixed with sweet humor and bitter sarcasm. You will find that quotes unravel the tangible emotions of love. It helps you add some humor to a romantic relationship or help you get over scorned love. The following funny quotes will bring a smile to your lips and your romantic escapade.

Love and Life Quotes

» "Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile."
~ Franklin P. Jones

» "Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
~ Robert Frost

» "True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes."
~ Anonymous
» "Love and electricity are one and the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a kiss is shared, a whisper is spoken, a touch is felt, then you're not really in love at all."
~ C.J. Franks
» "There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness."
~ Friedrich Nietzsche

» "Life would be perfect if some girls had a mute button, some guys had an edit button, bad times had a fast forward button, and good times had a pause button.."
~ Anonymous
» "There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved."
~ Anonymous
» "Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything."
~ Anonymous

» "Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, Cherish the moment; ignore the pain, love, Learn, forgive & forget, because remember, you only have one to life..."
~ Anonymous

Love and Marriage Quotes

» "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."
~ Sacha Guitry

» "There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
~ Steve Martin

» "It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
~ Spike Milligan
» "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher."
~ Socrates
» "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
~ Henny Youngman

» "An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her."
~ Agatha Christie
» "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed."
~ Albert Einstein
» "A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him."
~ Brendan Francis

» "Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."
~ Fran Lebowitz
» "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
~ Groucho Marx
» "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."M
~ Rodney Dangerfield

» "Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel."
~ Leonardo Da Vinci

» "Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
~ Robin Williams
» "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her."
~ Rodney Dangerfield
» "Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage."
~ Ambrose Bierce

» "The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
~ Anonymous

» "No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying."
~ Anonymous
» "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life."
~ Rita Rudner
» "My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes."
~ Anonymous

» "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic."
~ Anonymous

» "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house."
~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
» "Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house."
~ George Burns
» "My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried."
~ Henny Youngman

» "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."
~ Joey Adams

Love and Friendship Quotes

» "To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed."
~ Anonymous

» "A friend is a gift you give yourself."
~ Robert Louis Stevenson

» "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them."
~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
» "I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you."
~ Roy Croft
» "My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake."
~ Aristotle

» "A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire."
~ François Duc de La Rochefoucauld

» "However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship."
~ François Duc de La Rochefoucauld
» "Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies."
~ Aristotle
These were some of the best funny quotes. Remember, love heals all pain and laughter is the best medicine.