Funny quotes are mixed with sweet humor and bitter sarcasm. You will find that quotes unravel the tangible emotions of love. It helps you add some humor to a romantic relationship or help you get over scorned love. The following funny quotes will bring a smile to your lips and your romantic escapade.
Love and Life Quotes
» "Love doesn't make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile." ~ Franklin P. Jones
» "Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired." ~ Robert Frost
» "True love can blind you but at the same time if you let it, it can also open your eyes." ~ Anonymous
» "Love and electricity are one and the same, my dear. If you do not feel the jolt in your soul every time a kiss is shared, a whisper is spoken, a touch is felt, then you're not really in love at all." ~ C.J. Franks
» "There is always some madness in love. But there is also always some reason in madness." ~ Friedrich Nietzsche
» "Life would be perfect if some girls had a mute button, some guys had an edit button, bad times had a fast forward button, and good times had a pause button.." ~ Anonymous
» "There is only one happiness in life, to love and be loved." ~ Anonymous
» "Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything." ~ Anonymous
» "Laugh your heart out, dance in the rain, Cherish the moment; ignore the pain, love, Learn, forgive & forget, because remember, you only have one to life..." ~ Anonymous
Love and Marriage Quotes
» "When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." ~ Sacha Guitry.
» "There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that." ~ Steve Martin
» "It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't." ~ Spike Milligan
» "My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher." ~ Socrates.
» "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." ~ Henny Youngman.
» "An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her." ~ Agatha Christie
» "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed." ~ Albert Einstein
» "A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." ~ Brendan Francis
» "Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw." ~ Fran Lebowitz
» "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." ~ Groucho Marx
» "My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."M ~ Rodney Dangerfield.
» "Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel." ~ Leonardo Da Vinci.
» "Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." ~ Robin Williams.
» "I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." ~Rodney Dangerfield.
» "Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage." ~ Ambrose Bierce
» "The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes." ~ Anonymous
» "No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying." ~ Anonymous
» "My husband said it was him or the cat... I miss him sometimes." ~ Anonymous
» "I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." ~ Anonymous
» "I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house." ~ Zsa Zsa Gabor
» "I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." ~ Rita Rudner
» "Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house." ~ George Burns
» "My wife and I went back to the hotel where we spent our wedding night. Only this time, I stayed in the bathroom and cried." ~ Henny Youngman
» "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway." ~ Joey Adams
Love and Friendship Quotes
» "To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed." ~ Anonymous
» "A friend is a gift you give yourself." ~ Robert Louis Stevenson
» "I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you." ~ Roy Croft
» "My best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake." ~ Aristotle
» "Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies." ~ Aristotle
» "It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson
» "A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire." ~ François Duc de La Rochefoucauld
» "However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship." ~ François Duc de La Rochefoucauld
These were some of the best funny quotes. Remember, love heals all pain and laughter is the best medicine.