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Funny Marriage Quotes

Ridiculously Funny Marriage Quotes That'll Leave You in Splits

A compilation of some funny quotes which bring out the lighter side of the social institution we call marriage.
Abhijit Naik
Last Updated: Mar 10, 2018
They say 'marriages are made in heaven and celebrated on earth'. However, there are times wherein the 'celebration' tends to go awry; most often, owing to the differences between the sexes. Such 'goof ups' result in hilarious situations, either in the form of actions or words. Either ways, the end result we are subjected to, is some much-needed laughter in the otherwise boring life.
While some people associate marriage with a divine feeling of togetherness, there are a few who associate it with suffering. Of course, they are not serious when they do so, but it does highlight some hilarious attributes of the same.
Funny Quotes about Marriage
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.Oscar Wilde
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.Rodney Dangerfield
Marriage, n: The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.Ambrose Bierce
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.Socrates
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly.Peter De Vries
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.Zsa Zsa Gabor
Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.Ogden Nash
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.Rita Rudner
Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.Beverly Nichols
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.Helen Rowland
Marriage Anniversary Quotes
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.Paul Sweeney
An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.Anonymous
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.Anonymous
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can't help but smile on it.Josh Billings
It would be surprising if these quotes didn't leave you in splits. It's difficult to choose a few quotes from the hordes of quotes out there. If you are aware of any quote that we missed out on, we would like to hear from you.
Anniversary Couple having fun
Couple Playfully Cooking in the Kitchen
Playful moments outdoors
Dog listening with big ear