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Funny Love Quotes

Looking for something that will put a smile on your face? Check out these funny love quotes that are sure to tickle your funny bone.
Quotabulary Staff
Last Updated: Mar 4, 2018
Love Joke
To love and be loved is the very essence of life. Love is something that keeps us going during some of the toughest battles of life. It can be man's greatest strength, and yet one of his biggest weakness. Love is all that and much more, but most of all it is something that makes us happy. It is a beautiful feeling that people have been trying to capture in words since times immemorial. So much has been said, and written about love. Well, nothing says it like humor in the following funny love quotes that you can enjoy, and share with others.
♥ "I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox." — Woody Allen
♥ "Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love." — Albert Einstein
♥ "You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories." — Melanie Clark
♥ "You know it's love when you want to keep holding hands even after you're sweaty." — Anonymous
♥ "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." — Cathy Carlyle
♥ "The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him." — Cher
♥ "Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell." — Joan Crawford
♥ "If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question." — Lily Tomlin
♥ "Love is a grave mental disease." — Plato
♥ "Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species." —
W. Somerset Maugham
♥ "Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everyone else." — George Bernard Shaw
♥ "True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." — Erich Segal
♥ "One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." — Oscar Wilde
♥ "Love is blind, marriage is the eye-opener." — Pauline Thomason
♥ "A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him." — Brendan Francis
♥ "Love is foolish ... but I still might try it sometime." — Floyd
♥ "Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense." — Helen Rowland
♥ "All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt! — Lucy Van Pelt
♥ "A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears." — Woodrow Wyatt
♥ "A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished." — Zsa Zsa Gabor
♥ "A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life to be thankful for a good one." — Mae West
♥ "Love is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with the mind." — Bob Phillips
♥ "Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely." — Basta
♥ "There's a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars." — John Kenneth Galbraith
♥ "A man in love is like a clipped coupon - it's time to cash in." — Mae West
♥ "Definition of Love: A score of zero in tennis." — Anonymous
"Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage." — Ambrose Bierce
♥ "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — Gracie Allen
♥ "Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love." — Charlie Brown
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