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Funny Good Morning Quotes

Prajakta Patil Nov 6, 2019
Every morning is an opportunity to give a good start to your day. We believe these funny good morning quotes will be a superb way to start your day. So, enjoy these quotes and get a smile on your face, each morning.

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"Good morning is a contradiction of terms."
- Jim Davis
"If your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, you have to take the spoon out of the cup."
- Norm Crosby
"My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed."
- Anonymous

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“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.”
- Mickey Nice
"I was gonna take over the world this moring but I overslept. Postponed. Again."
- Suburban Men
"Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield."
- Catherynne Valente

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"Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon."
- Tony Smite
"It’s a gray morning. A roll-over-and-snuggle-deeper-in-the-covers morning."
- Kate Messner
"It feels like the mornings clap their hands. To make me wake."
- Markus Zusak
"The easiest time to fall asleep is just after turning off the alarm clock."
- Unknown