Silly Sayings That Will Make You Laugh Till Your Stomach Aches

Silly saying
We constantly underestimate the power and importance of laughter in our lives. The silliest things can, if not make us laugh, at least bring a smile to our faces.
You know what's really fun? Taking something someone said and twisting it into something it was never meant to be. You know what's even more fun? When these certain somethings are meant to be enlightening and eye-opening sayings, and you turn them into silly sayings that either mean the exact opposite of what they are, or are just modified to be funny.
*The sayings mentioned here have been collected from various sources. They are not the writings of the author.
Silly Sayings
When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature.
The meek shall inherit the Earth after we're done with it.
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
Make something idiot-proof, and somebody will make a better idiot.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.
God I want patience, and I want it now!
Apathy is the worlds fastest growing disease. But who cares.
Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.
The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.
Action is what you don't take when the other guy is bigger than you.
He who laughs last probably doesn't understand the joke.
Silly Sayings
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.
Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good.
Happiness can't buy money.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.
If you can't convince them confuse them.
Therapy may be expensive, popping bubble wrap isn't.
Dress like you're going to meet your worst enemy.
To err is human, to forgive unusual.
If you're too open-minded, your brains will fall out.
It's easier to get forgiveness than permission.
Go on, make up your own versions of old and wise sayings and spread the madness all around!