Diabolically Hilarious and Funny Senior Quotes

Gary Bolding on graduation
Every year graduating senior are expected to write something for their yearbook. Funny quotes do are not just unique and amusing, but also thought provoking! Besides, you need something to look back and laugh at!
High school graduation - literally the ending of an era that makes way for another beginning. A beginning where there will be no one to watch every step that you take, no one to guide you through every choice you make. A beginning where you are handed over the steering wheel of your life and left to consciously and responsibly veer it around from there on. You are treated as a grown-up from then on and that is exactly what makes graduation such a special occasion.
Part of you will be happy and excited in anticipation of what the future holds for you in the real and pragmatic world, while the other part will be melancholic to leave the cushioned world of teachers and friends behind. And one of the few tangible links between these two lives that you will be left with forever is the graduation yearbook. The graduation yearbook goes on to become a relic from the past that you can leaf through years later just to relive those golden days, no matter how momentarily. The words and pictures in it keep a small part of that young you alive in your grown-up self for the longest time. So, choosing your words wisely is definitely of essence here as it gets etched in time.
Humorous Senior Quotes
Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one. - Elwyn Brooks White
Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.
- Sir Winston Leonard Spencer-Churchill
I was here, but now I'm gone, I've left this note, to turn you on, those who knew me knew me well, those who didn't go to hell!!
- Anonymous
You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day.
- Jay Ferguson Cox Mohr
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. - Anonymous
Without education we are in a horrible and deadly danger of taking educated people seriously.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton
Here is to all the rebels, all the geeks, all the preps, LIFE is great life it while you can make the most friends you can and always sign everyone's yearbook.
- Anonymous
It is hard to convince a high-school student that he will encounter a lot of problems more difficult than those of algebra and geometry.
- Edgar Watson Howe
Leave something for someone, but don't leave someone for something. - Enid Mary Blyton
The jello has set, the sun has risen, today is the day, we got out of prison.
- Anonymous
I never did very well in Math. I could never seem to persuade the teacher that I hadn't meant my answers literally.
- Calvin Marshall Trillin
You send your child to the schoolmaster, but 'tis the schoolboys who educate him.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
quote by George Bernard Shaw. - Elwyn Brooks White
It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term.
- Mark Twain
High school is neither a democracy nor a dictatorship - nor, contrary to popular belief, an anarchic state. High school is a divine-right monarchy. And when the queen goes on vacation, things change.
- John Michael Green in 'Paper Towns'
Graduation day is tough for adults. They go to the ceremony as parents. They come home as contemporaries. After twenty-two years of child-raising, they are unemployed.
- Erma Louise Bombeck
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain
A high-school teacher, after all, is a person deputized by the rest of us to explain to the young what sort of world they are living in, and to defend, if possible, the part their elders are playing in it.
- Anonymous
To those of you who received honors, awards and distinctions, I say well done. And to the 'C' students, I say you too may one day be President of the United States.
- George Walker Bush
A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
- Theodore 'Teddy' Roosevelt
A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep. - Wystan Hugh Auden
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
- Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie "Gracie" Allen
The purpose of a liberal education is to make you philosophical enough to accept the fact that you will never make much money.
- Anonymous
Your families are extremely proud of you. You can't imagine the sense of relief they are experiencing. This would be a most opportune time to ask for money.
- Gary Bolding
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You can go ahead and coin your own quotes to reflect your emotions at the end of school. Creativity rides high at all times and you can ride along with it if you want. But refrain from indulging in profanity and spite. You might end up hurting someone's emotions and spoil it for them. Really not worth it in the long run. Finally, I leave you with my favorite quote by Hilary Winston:

We could love and not be suckers. We could dream and not be losers. It was such a beautiful time. Everything was possible because we didn't know anything yet.
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