The Funniest and Most Apt Ex Boyfriend Quotes You've Ever Read

Mae West on discarded lovers
Lord Alfred Tennyson quoted, "It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all." Ex boyfriends - cannot live with them, cannot live without them. Whether you are happy it's over or secretly praying for him to come back.
Relationships end for various reasons, and the most important decision for a girl is whether she wants to keep in touch with the ex or not. If you have moved on with your life, letting bygones be bygones, kudos to you girl! And for the others, remember that this is not the end, and that time will heal everything. The cliché that 'if it's meant to be it will be' is really true, and nothing can change that. Until then, take a look at these quotes.
❤ But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name. - Christopher Curtis

❤ My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to. - Rita Rudner

❤ A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. - Erma Bombeck

❤ My marriage is on the rocks again; yeah, my wife just broke up with her boyfriend. - Rodney Dangerfield

❤ What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds. - Cindy Gardner
❤ In cases of this nature, husbands and boyfriends and ex-husbands and ex-boyfriends are always people of interest, and he understands that. But there's nothing in their background. ... No one had a bad word to say about them. - Adam A. Kretowicz

❤ We have evidence that shows she had every intention of hiring the officer, although she didn't know it was the officer, to kill her ex-boyfriend. - Mary Mulrenan
❤ Boyfriends weren't friends at all; they were prizes, escorts, symbols of achievement, fascinating strangers. - Susan Allen Toth

❤ I don't mind geeks. My ex-boyfriend was a geek... he looked like Beetle juice. - Teri Marquez

❤ One day you'll love me, the way I loved you. One day you'll think of me, the way I thought of you. One day you'll cry for me, the way I cried for you. One day you'll want me, but I won't want you. - Anonymous
❤ I may regret the way we ended, but I will never regret what we had. - Anonymous

❤ All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else. - Mae West

❤ Every happy woman has at least one ex-boyfriend behind her. - Anonymous

❤ He gave me nothing and he took it with him when he left. - Anonymous

❤ Don't cry over a guy, let a guy cry over you. Cause girls give and forgive but guys get and forget. - Brooke Davis
❤ You're the guy that no matter how many guys I go through, I will always have a thing for. - Anonymous

❤ I thought I loved him, but he had to break my heart for me to know what true love really is. - Anonymous

❤ When Charles Dickens wrote "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times," I believe he must have been having an affair with his married ex-boyfriend. - Sex and the City
❤ I don't miss him, I miss who I thought he was. - Anonymous

❤ When I'm feeling absolutely sorry for myself, I look at my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend and feel so much better. - Anonymous
Most often, couples break up for a reason, and it is very important to respect each other's space once you have parted ways. Staying friends with an ex is a personal choice, but always remember to keep the good memories and forget the rest.